While biking yesterday, I spotted the first grasshopper of the year sitting on the trail.
To me, seeing a grasshopper means that Fall is coming soon. Not this year though.
I stopped my bike, got off and walked back to where the grasshopper sat and squished it. Yay, six more weeks of summer! You are very welcome.
Before you get PETA involved, I really didn’t squish it. If I can peel back the Curtain of Comedy just for a second, I wrote that only for comedic effect. However, I did capture that grasshopper alive and it was delicious.