Melania’s Got Taste
Category: donald trump
Bannon Visits Western Wall
Air Force Gone
BREAKING NEWS …
We have exclusively learned that Air Force One, now transporting Donald Trump on his first international trip, is booked for a one-way flight.
That sound you hear is America collectively breathing a sigh of relief. Hey Donald, keep the plane.
Grammar Rules!
I totally understand how people can get confused by some words. Principal and principle always made me pause until my friend, a HS principal, told me to remember that a principal can be your pal. That’s a great mnemonic device.
I can also understand the confusion between council and counsel. But this real tweet? Really?
Dude, there is no such word as councel. That’s not even one of the available spellings. Now you are not even making bad word choices (among other bad choices), but you are just making words up. Just remember, “I” after “C” and “E” after “S.” That spells ICES, and we all know ICE is near and dear to your heart. Another great mnemonic device. On second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. ICES sounds too much like ISIS. Before long we will probably get this imagined tweet …
Better idea! Take his phone. For the sake of grammar, please, somebody take his phone.
Trumpatized – A Rap Poem
Value Intelligence
Recent news reports tell me that Donald Trump gave away intelligence to the Russians. Based on what I have seen so far, I do not think he can afford to give away any intelligence. He needs all he has left in his addled mind.
Spellcheck This
How is it possible that Donald Trump can tweet so many spelling errors of simple English words, but he gets this Turkish president’s name right …
To Russia With Love
United We Stand
BREAKING NEWS …
With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.
Breaking News? Really?
The Washington Post and NY Times both are reporting that Donald Trump gave highly classified information to the Russians during their recent visit to the Oval Office. Is this really “Breaking News?” Fox News sees no story and is running highlights from the White House Easter festivities on their shows tonight …
Pay no attention to the Russian in the Easter Bunny costume.
Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC are trumpeting “Breaking News” and acting like Trump just sold the nuclear codes on eBay. This is really not “Breaking News.” Trump is heading out of the country next week. One stop, while not on the official itinerary, will be a quick trip to Russia for a scheduled job performance review with his boss, Vladamir Putin, where he will undoubtedly turn over that classified info and so much more. “Breaking News?” More like “Expected News.”
This Blows
While driving through central Illinois yesterday, I noticed a few of these signs scattered about …
Anti-wind power! Down with wind!
Illinois is actually one of the leading states in harnessing wind power. I think our state motto for the program is “We Smile When You Blow Us.”
Who in the heck could possibly be against a free energy source except maybe Trump’s Cabinet?
Keep It Under Your Hat
Holt That Thought
Resume the Resume
BREAKING NEWS …
New Acting Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe will spend the day updating his resume.
Trump Ruins Another Blog Post
Ugh, this idiot Trump ruined another one of my childish blog posts scheduled for publication tonight. It wasn’t much of a post. It was just a pic of real Trump tweets in chronological order crying about the Russia investigations, Sally Yates and James Clapper. At the end, I added a fake Trump tweet for comic effect. Here it is …
Georgia on his (Alleged) Mind
Investigating Sally Yates
This real Trump tweet this morning spurred my investigative side …
Who is this W.H. Council to whom Sally Yates explained this classified information? And so, once again our crack investigative team trumps Fake News and has launched an independent investigation. Our findings so far …
Continue reading “Investigating Sally Yates”
Rubber Trump
Unlike some of my “enhanced” Trump tweets, this one is the real deal …
This is an excellent example of perfect deployment of the “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you” defense. I would not be surprised if we see a follow-up tweet using the “I know you are, but what am I?” argument.
Aristotle would be so proud.
Mite Be Funny #9
Tweeting Some Love For Trumpcare
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 