There is a lot of incorrect stuff on Twitter, but this is a mistake that could have easily been avoided through some updating …
Get Twitter Right!
Category: donald trump
Flies On Washington Walls #8
Fox News Unintentionally Hilarious
Once again, Fox News gets it wrong in a tweet, but in a delightfully hilarious way …
I do believe that Trump officials will be headed to federal prison, not Gitmo.
Orange Thing
The owner of the vacation house we stayed in this past week is a collector of Volkswagen vehicles. We didn’t see all of them, but we did get to see his orange Volkswagen Thing that came over from Germany in the 70’s.
Although it looked to be in pretty good shape, it made me sad.
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Flies On Washington Walls #7
Bearly a Post
While important things are happening world-wide, I continue to idle away on holiday. If I spend another hour in water today, I think I will officially reach saturation point and may have to be wrung dry. The place where we are staying, Bear Cave Lake, is decorated in a rustic, fun way with lots of kitschy, humorous signs. In an effort to log another blog post with virtually no effort, here are some of the funnier signs …
I saw no signs of bears at Bear Cave Lake, but did not venture into the Bear Cave which also appears not to exist. Whatever happened to truth in advertising?
Trump Talking Turkey
Flies On Washington Walls #6
Summer School Multi Media Project? Done!
Lil’ Donnie Trump finished his middle school multi media video project and proudly posted it on Twitter today. (For non-Twitter users, he really did post this, making this part of the presidential record) Here is a YouTube Link in case you missed it …
My Review Of Concerts I Did Not See
My concert weekend was a big mixed bag of good and bad, and I didn’t even go to one.
Obscene Tweet
Now that the National Enquirer is back in the news briefly, I spotted this pic on Twitter of Donald Trump and David Pecker, CEO of the National Enquirer and other sordid rags. Frankly, I was shocked. I was not aware that Twitter would allow a pic of two peckers rubbing together.
Yes, I realize this was a cheap, middle school level joke. It fits at least one of those pictured. As for the other one, all I know is his last name is Pecker.
I Spy A Spy
I was thrilled to hear that the Trump Russia investigation has expanded to include former Trump campaign adviser Boris Epshteyn. Well, about freakin’ time. He is obviously a Russian spy. How do I know? Well, he’s named Boris, which is a classic Russian spy name. Just think about any Boris that you may have heard of before.
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Copycat Civil War?
Flies On Washington Walls #5
You Have Got To Be Putin Me On
Everyone seems so shocked that Donald Trump plans to have a private meeting with Vladamir Putin at next week’s G20 Summit. Are you kidding me? Trump is due for his 6 month performance review in July! What better time than the G20 Summit? I think Putin gives his little Trump puppet a very positive review so far.
Deciphering the Undecipherable
This was tweeted today …
Not since the covfefe tweet has a tweet made less sense. I will do my best to decipher the undecipherable.
What’s true is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post and is CEO of Amazon.
What’s false is just about everything else in that tweet including:
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There is no such thing as an internet tax.
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Amazon should not pay an internet tax that does not exist.
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Amazon pays sales tax in the 45 states where it is required.
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The Washington Post is the antithesis of fake news.
6:06AM is too early to tweet and make sense. Have a cup of covfefe before tweeting next time.
Flies On Washington Walls #4
Flies On Washington Walls #3
Terrible Trump Drinking Game
Summer is here and drinking games are part of summer fun. It’s always a good time when you have a legitimate reason to get sloppy drunk. Do NOT play this drinking game if you want your party to be a hit.
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Flies On Washington Walls #1
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 