Mite Be Funny #31
Author: Jim Flanigan
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Another Musical Interlude
Sit back, take a break, and enjoy the latest tune from our musical collaboration (some say “supergroup”) called Sunsets Rising. It’s a song called “I Don’t Know Where The Sunset Goes,” and I wrote it during one of my frequent trips between Chicago and St Louis while watching the sun set. Not much else to do on that drive, although I am dying to stop at …
Ranking the Late Night Talk Show Hosts Named Jimmy
#1 – Jimmy Kimmel
Known for his comedy bits and recently for his fight for affordable healthcare for all.
#2 – Johnny Carson
Despite being deceased and not named Jimmy, Carson somehow made the list.
End of list.
Editor’s Note: Jimmy Fallon is not included since he received no votes due to being painfully not entertaining.
Predilection for Re-election
Is Trump saying this is a bad thing or is he showing Republicans how to get re-elected?
What I Hate About Tucker
What do I hate about Tucker Carlson? A LOT! I would exceed my longest post ever if I tried to list my Tucker hate points while also exposing my mental instability charming eccentricity that I have tried so hard to hide from the authorities. I despise him and his smarmy smugness, along with his complete inability to make a rational argument. But what I despise about him most is this …
That look. Arrrgh! It makes me so mad. That cocked-head, slack-jawed look with vertical brow furrows right between his eyes that he uses to convey that he thinks whoever is speaking to him is a complete idiot who makes no sense at all. That look makes me want to peel the skin off his face and make another a lampshade out of it.
Wow, that helps. I feel much better. OK, back to burying the body in the crawlspace work. I’ll just turn on my favorite lamp …
Happy International Day of Peace
Trump Re-writes African Map
Donald Trump addressed African leaders at the UN today. Right there, we should all utter an “uh-oh.” Yes, it was bad, but I found one part interesting.
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Crowd Control
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Power to the People
New Trump, Same Bad Memory
I want to extend my congratulations to Donald Trump on the birth of his new grandson, whose arrival was of course tweeted out …
In related news, Trump’s lead lawyer in the Russia investigation, Ty Cobb, said that the newest Trump has no knowledge of anything Russian and would be unavailable to Robert Mueller for testimony regarding the Russia investigation for at least a year. Expected godfather “Uncle” Felix Sater was unavailable for comment.
I Accept Myself
I think it is time for me to accept myself.
I can’t deny it or avoid it anymore.
I need to take responsibility for and ownership of my actions.
I don’t want to hide it anymore.
I need to get this out into the open.
OK, here we go …
I enjoy the hollow, echoing sound I make when I burp into empty containers.
There, I feel much better and am eager to finish this jug of orange juice.
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Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 