Am I the only person surprised that Trump’s Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany didn’t call a press conference to announce that she tested positive for COVID?

Putin Trump in Thoughts & Prayers

I did my best to temper what I said on social media after Trump tested positive for COVID. Please be assured I sent my thoughts and prayers, although I won’t say what I was thinking or praying for.

What really surprised me is this bit of news involving Vladamir Putin …

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

I wanted to acknowledge President Jimmy Carter’s 96th birthday and wish him well. He’s helped construct more meaningful buildings with Habitat for Humanity than Trump has ever contracted to build.

Since allowing a grifter like Trump to occupy the White House for almost 4 years while keeping and profiting off all his business holdings, Republicans should be ashamed that they required Jimmy Carter to divest himself of his beloved peanut farm. But of course, they have no shame. I would be all for contributing to buying Carter a new peanut farm, but I don’t think it is a very appropriate gift for a 96 year old.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

El Gourdo

I see in Vermont that they have grown a huge zucchini.

I think that’s great. If you read the article and watch the embedded video, you will learn the grower thinks the perfect weather and soil contributed to the enormous size of this gourd. But then it gets a little weird. There is a little extra the grower provides …

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I don’t blame Chris Wallace for this debate debacle. I blame the people who sent Chris Wallace out there to moderate without a taser.

Motivation Recalibration

I had slipped into a summer exercise routine that felt as comfortable as my fat pants with the stretch waistband after about 20 wearings without a washing. I would get up early and take a long solo walk or bike ride. Most days I would stop at one of the many wild berry patches I had scouted and pick fresh mulberries, raspberries, or blackberries for my consumption that day. After work, I would walk the dog and swim some laps in our little pool. Then the weather started to change. We had a stretch of rain and cold. No cycling for a week. I took down the pool before it turned into an above ground ice skating rink. So much for my swimming workouts. I immediately started to gain back the weight I had lost. My quest for a 20 lb. weight loss seemed unattainable.

But then, one man inspired and motivated me to try and make that weight loss happen. Who, you ask? I’m pretty sure I heard someone ask. Come on, raise your hand if it was you asking. Nobody, huh? Regardless, that man is …

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I have an overwhelming urge to either cut my hair very short or grow it very long. Either way, I think I’ll look ridiculous, although I also think it will be an improvement.

Signs of the Time

Every 2 years, signs sprout up in our yard. The crop is good this year.

I couldn’t help but notice that I have unintentionally arranged the signs like a middle school dance – girls on one side and boys on the other. It’s certainly not a special shrine to Joe Biden like the one that I saw when I biked through our old neighborhood.

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Mite Be Funny #188 – Giant Multi-Panel Might Not Be Funny Edition

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Fired-up in 2020

2020 has been awful, so I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised to see this headline …

Hurricane Sally is battering the US’s southern coast, and appears to be bringing with it to shore floating islands of fire ants that look like this …

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My Winter Weather Weight War

One week ago, I was on the brink of having lost 19 pounds toward my goal of 20. And then, the weather turned ugly along with my disposition. Unseasonably cooler temperatures moved in along with rain every single day of the week. Literally overnight, I gained 2 pounds. My body reacts to the cold by packing on winter weight, possibly so I can live off my blubber in case I am ever lost in the Arctic or Chicago in January. I’m not sure which is colder. I fought back by getting depressed and eating everything in sight. Turns out, that didn’t help. I gained another pound.

I could no longer get in a daily swim since the pool was overflowing with cold water. I could no longer get in a daily bike ride due to all the rain. I changed my tack and established an indoor routine of daily walking on the treadmill, elliptical work, and some interval training including crunches (not Nestle’s, although that would be my preference), push-ups, and light weight work.

Success! I’ve banished 1 of the 3 pounds I added. I was even able to get back in the pool yesterday as warmer temps have returned for a few days. We’ll see how sunny and warm these next couple days get as we are now experiencing a smoky haze from the west coast of the USA that is burning out of control. I always thought California would fall into the Pacific due to an earthquake. I never expected it would burn into oblivion.

The bottom line for me is that we are halfway through the month, and I still have 3 pounds to lose to reach 20. I am not confident, but I will try like hell to get there by the end of September. I know October will bring colder weather and that means a fatter, but not jollier, Jim.

Flies On Washington Walls #181 – Giant Multi-Panel Middle East Peace Edition

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Flies On Washington Walls #180 – Giant Multi-Panel Panic Edition

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Mite Be Funny #186 – Fantasy Football Draft Special Multi-Panel Edition

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