Well, I tried. I wanted to use the “fun” pool this weekend with the water slides. But nooooo, this gang of ducks bullied me out of that pool, and I was forced to head dejectedly to the lap pool.
I normally don’t mind laps, but my tongue gets tired quickly.
I wanted to end this really dumb post semi-cleverly for a change. I am not one to use profanities much, but I really wanted to say, “F***in’ ducks!” So, I thought I’d get cute and swap the consonants at the beginning of the words, like how you would end up with Tuckin’ Frump. No profanity, but everyone gets the idea. Well, I wound up with Duckin’ F***s. That didn’t work. I dialed back the profanity to D**n Ducks, switched the consonants, and still got D**n Ducks. Maybe I should stick with what works.
Tuckin’ Frump!
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 