I’m Shocked by Texas

I’m not surprised by many of the weird things that go on in Texas these days. However, I was totally shocked by this one.

I must clarify. I’m not surprised that a Texan is taking items that are for sale in a store and sticking them up his privates in public. I mean, it’s Texas, also known as Florida West. And who among us wouldn’t prefer trying something before buying? What shocks me is that Texas doesn’t have a law on the books prohibiting men from wearing kilts in public. Where are the pockets to carry his weapons? Oh, wait, maybe he carries the weapons another way.