Giving Christmas the Shaft

The weather has still been good here, so my wife decided to get our Christmas lights up today. She wasn’t taking any chances that I screw up the tree lights like I did last year …

Very exciting … or perhaps overexcited. I decided to tone things down this year by purchasing these festive holiday lights …

My wife refused to use them. She said she wanted nothing to do with the erection of these shafts. Instead, she used candy canes out front …

I suppose it’s okay, if tasteful is your thing. That’s why I like summer better. No suggestive light displays. Just relaxing by the pool …