Pill Ow Talk

I was delivering this bottle of powerful pain relievers to someone who really needs them today …

Pills

I have a very important question to ask about such a delivery.

How many pills is appropriate to take as a fee for the delivery? It wasn’t a long drive to make the delivery. Maybe just a couple pills? Does it depend on how powerful the pain reliever is? I know the person needs them, but really, 80 is a lot of pills. Will 2 little pills even be missed?

By the way, I want to make it very clear that I am asking for a friend should they ever have to make such a pill delivery and want to take their cut.