My New Stool Rule

I was browsing through a copy of the new AARP Bulletin for a self-help article about how I can improve my life before I die from pathetic to just sad when I stumbled across this article about health cures…

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No, not the peppermint oil article, but the article being pointed to with the big red arrow. The smaller red arrow is a nice middle school joke by Dr. Ligresti. Props to him. You may think that is the first joke by Dr. Ligresti, but I think it is number two. See, I can match anyone middle school joke to middle school joke.

In Illinois, we note our donor preferences on our state driver’s licenses. After reading this article, I have marked my license clearly that I will gladly be a fecal donor, but not a recipient.

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