More Random Thoughts

I have lots of random thoughts. My wife has traditionally been the recipient of most of those when I word vomit up those odd ideas and musings, but she has recently taken to wearing some noise-canceling headphones around the house, not even connected to music. Next in line are my loyal and even disloyal followers, so here we go with more random thoughts …

I always know it is time to cut my toenails when I’m swimming in our pool and get very nervous that I’ll tear our pool liner.

Whenever I have a white powdered doughnut, I always feel like I should be drinking Coke.

I don’t trust any guy with a full head of clean, washed hair that is wearing a cap indoors. What is he hiding?