Melancholy Melania

Melania Trump has grown even more despondent after returning from her international trip with Donald Trump.

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Sources tell us that the depressive trigger on the trip was when Melania Trump had an opportunity to meet Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron.

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Do Team Trump Members Look Better in Black & White Stripes or Solid Orange?

I just recently posted a flow chart to help people identify huge dead sea creatures that wash up on beaches. You’re welcome! I can only hope it will come in handy for you someday.

But even I have to admit, that there are more pressing matters facing this country today than unidentified giant sea creatures dying on our beaches waiting to be identified. With that in mind, I am pleased to present this handy flow chart to help you identify which Team Trump members will serve prison time.

Trump Chart

 

 

Melania’s Got Taste

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OK, so I may have altered that just a bit. But she does think he’s gross. If you haven’t seen her hand slap, here it is …

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Air Force Gone

BREAKING NEWS …

We have exclusively learned that Air Force One, now transporting Donald Trump on his first international trip, is booked for a one-way flight.

That sound you hear is America collectively breathing a sigh of relief. Hey Donald, keep the plane.

Grammar Rules!

I totally understand how people can get confused by some words. Principal and principle always made me pause until my friend, a HS principal, told me to remember that a principal can be your pal. That’s a great mnemonic device.

I can also understand the confusion between council and counsel. But this real tweet? Really?

Trump Tweet Councel

Dude, there is no such word as councel. That’s not even one of the available spellings. Now you are not even making bad word choices (among other bad choices), but you are just making words up. Just remember, “I” after “C” and “E” after “S.” That spells ICES, and we all know ICE is near and dear to your heart. Another great mnemonic device. On second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. ICES sounds too much like ISIS. Before long we will probably get this imagined tweet …

Trump tweet ICES

Better idea! Take his phone. For the sake of grammar, please, somebody take his phone.

United We Stand

BREAKING NEWS …

With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.

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Breaking News? Really?

The Washington Post and NY Times both are reporting that Donald Trump gave highly classified information to the Russians during their recent visit to the Oval Office. Is this really “Breaking News?” Fox News sees no story and is running highlights from the White House Easter festivities on their shows tonight …

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Pay no attention to the Russian in the Easter Bunny costume.

Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC are trumpeting “Breaking News” and acting like Trump just sold the nuclear codes on eBay. This is really not “Breaking News.” Trump is heading out of the country next week. One stop, while not on the official itinerary, will be a quick trip to Russia for a scheduled job performance review with his boss, Vladamir Putin, where he will undoubtedly turn over that classified info and so much more. “Breaking News?” More like “Expected News.”

DeVos Boosing It Up

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Students at the Bethune-Cookman University commencement drowned out Betsy DeVos with boos as she tried to give the commencement speech. I don’t mind the students drowning out DeVos with boos, but I just wish the students would have only done half of that, maybe just the drowning part, although I would be satisfied with a waterboarding.

Some students turned their back on DeVos as she tried to speak.

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I don’t think that was disrespectful at all. I think those students were just showing Devos support for how she has turned her back on public schools in the USA.

Resume the Resume

BREAKING NEWS …

New Acting Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe will spend the day updating his resume.

Trump Ruins Another Blog Post

Ugh, this idiot Trump ruined another one of my childish blog posts scheduled for publication tonight. It wasn’t much of a post. It was just a pic of real Trump tweets in chronological order crying about the Russia investigations, Sally Yates and James Clapper. At the end, I added a fake Trump tweet for comic effect. Here it is …

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Investigating Sally Yates

This real Trump tweet this morning spurred my investigative side …

Trump Tweet Council

Who is this W.H. Council to whom Sally Yates explained this classified information? And so, once again our crack investigative team trumps Fake News and has launched an independent investigation. Our findings so far …

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