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To Russia With Love
Keep It Under Your Hat
Trump Ruins Another Blog Post
Ugh, this idiot Trump ruined another one of my childish blog posts scheduled for publication tonight. It wasn’t much of a post. It was just a pic of real Trump tweets in chronological order crying about the Russia investigations, Sally Yates and James Clapper. At the end, I added a fake Trump tweet for comic effect. Here it is …
Rubber Trump
Unlike some of my “enhanced” Trump tweets, this one is the real deal …
This is an excellent example of perfect deployment of the “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you” defense. I would not be surprised if we see a follow-up tweet using the “I know you are, but what am I?” argument.
Aristotle would be so proud.
Everyone in the Trump Pool!
New office pool idea …
So far, Mike Flynn and Paul Manafort from Team Trump’s administration and campaign have retroactively registered as agents of foreign governments.
Gather your cube farm co-workers together and everyone gets to randomly select a current or former member of the Trump campaign or administration. Or make it even more fun and hold a Team Trump “draft” where your cube mates can select Team Trump members themselves. Winner is the one whose Team Trump selection next registers or is arrested as an agent of a foreign government. Since there will be many more identified as agents of foreign governments, there can be second and third places prizes, too. Not allowed is Donald Trump. We all know he is a current Russian agent.
(Tip: I’ve got all my money bet on Carter Page.)
Russian Friends?
BREAKING NEWS:
Russian influence in the USA has now been traced all the way back to unsuccessful efforts to get Jennifer Aniston as Rachel removed from the cast of “Friends” back in the early 2000’s. Sources claim that Russia hoped the cast shake-up would make the US appear less friendly.
Tweets, Taps & Ties, Oh My!
The Hirsute Orange Turd that the American Electorate left steaming on the lawn of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue just dropped a serious tweetstorm onto former President Obama …
Nyet
Breaking News …
In an effort to simplify the Russian investigation, Democrats now want to know if anyone in the Trump administration has NOT had contact with the Russians.
Russian to Judgment
I don’t like the direction this Trump/Russian thing is headed one bit .
TripAdvisor or TrumpAdvisor?
Donald Trump is having his first press conference today in almost half a year. Despite all the things that have gone on in the last 6 months, I really want the first question to be this …
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“Russian” to Wish You a Happy New Year
USA sides with Russia in dispute with Turkey
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 