Jeb! Quits

I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.

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I Agree With Donald Trump

I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable in my own skin now that I find myself agreeing more and more with Donald Trump.

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Ted Cruz Bi

In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.

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Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song

As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.

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Smart TVs?

I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.

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Bernie Bucks

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PACman Jeb Bush Claims Victory While Losing in NH

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”

Nation Ponders Fundamental Question After Iowa Caucuses

In the wake of the Iowa Caucus results,

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These 2 Candidates Found Much More Than Delegates in Iowa

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If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.

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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Trump’s Art of the No Deal

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Trump Open to All

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Desperately Seeking Crazy

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Palin to Trump: Make My Ovaries Great Again!

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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers

With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.

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Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped

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Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.

Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred

Republican presidential primary front-running candidate Donald Trump continues his campaign of insults without apologies. This highly unusual strategy was initially thought to be sure to backfire and be short-lived, pandering only to the lowest stratum of US society. However, that has not appeared to be the case, and Trump continues his insulting barrage against individuals and groups. Continue reading “Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred”