I was excited. The moon was full. There was an eclipse coming. The moon was supposed to turn the color of blood. And somehow wolves were involved because it was happening in the month of January. I was howling with excitement as I prepared to capture memories of the event with my camera. Like this pic …
Remember when Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden routinely threatened his character’s wife Alice on the old Honeymooners TV show with punching her to the moon? How times have changed.
I certainly don’t remember that. You don’t think I’m that old, do you? Although how about that Art Carney as Ed Norton? He was hilarious, or so I’m told.
Well, now Donald Trump is reviving the old Ralph Kramden trick.
With a new moon last night, it was prime viewing for the Perseid Meteor Shower, so I tuned in for almost an hour.
- Q: Why was the moon embarrassed?
- A: It saw the meteor shower.
I have decided not to copyright the above joke, so feel free to use it, especially during Perseid Meteor Shower season. I can assure you that astronomy-related jokes are a huge hit around the water cooler. Don’t get me started on Uranus jokes. Please understand that this does NOT give you written or implied permission to use any of my other six copyright-protected jokes, although I suspect that US copyright laws are flaunted daily on school playgrounds across this country since three of my so-called “copyright-protected” jokes are booger-related. Presidential candidates … talk to me more about copyright protection than immigration and you will get my vote. Continue reading