How To Lose Credibility With Me

I had one very interesting day last week. I braved the alleged most dangerous city in the USA per Fox News, Trump, MAGA, and assorted other clowns to attend a trade show in Chicago. Yes, the same Chicago that recently hosted Lollapalooza with 110,000 people per day packed into Grant Park with ZERO casualties over the 4 festival days. No shootings. No overdoses. No heat-related deaths, and it was hot. The crowd for Chappell Roan was massive.

I wouldn’t be caught dead in a crowd like that, but nobody else was either, because Chicago is safe and a great place to visit or live. I felt safe visiting the trade show as well as a store named Woolly Mammoth where I attempted to sell my human skull.

No, not my own personal skull which I’m still using at times, but a skull I inherited from a former boss when he passed away. I liked it for a while, but then it started making me sad thinking about its original owner. The proprietor of Woolly Mammoth and I talked human skulls for a while, but we were unable to agree on a price. He wasn’t the one that lost credibility with me. He was quite credible and obviously knew his skulls. It was the guy who took my blood at the stop I made just before Woolly Mammoth.

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A Concert NSFO

Horray, I won free tickets to a concert given by a hip band playing Lollapalooza.

And that’s the end of the good news. This concert is definitely NSFO. What’s that?

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I’m Done With New Music

I’ve decided to stop chasing new music. I’m old. I can’t keep up with all the new music available. Even my oldest daughter has given up. She remembers (barely) living in a time before streaming music. We were dependent on the radio to expose us to new music from new musical artists. Okay, maybe the local record store might have been playing something new and interesting, but you’d have to talk to the dude behind the counter with the long, greasy hair pulled into a ponytail to find out what it is, and nobody wanted to do that.

My search for new music goes back to the early days of FM radio playing rock music. In Chicago, we were blessed to have an evening progressive rock radio show (although every kind of music was played) called Triad. I would sit next to the console stereo in the living room to listen while my mother frowned. I quickly purchased a receiver and speakers for my private listening studio (my bedroom). Click this link for some Triad history. I saved some of their Triad magazines, but I seem to recall recycling them at some point in my past. My loss.

It was Triad’s loss when WXRT burst onto the Chicago radio scene playing progressive rock, folk, blues, jazz, and even classical. WXRT killed Triad, and over the decades have become a very good corporate radio station, albeit with a narrower playlist these days. They do try to play new music, especially Chicago-based artists, but there’s just no way they can play all the new music around these days and still keep a listening base.

Don’t have access to a recording studio? No worries. Record your new music on your phone in your basement or spare room. Fun fact: Boston’s killer debut album was recorded in a basement, but one that had a makeshift studio. There’s just so much new music now that I am officially giving up trying to follow new artists. For example, take a look at the 2024 Lollapalooza line-up.

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A Lollapalooza Concert Report

It’s Lollapalooza weekend in Chicago, so here’s my Lolla report on the concerts I’ve seen so far. I haven’t seen any. It turns out that we needed not only a new refrigerator-freezer, but also a new hot water heater. For whatever reasons, my family insists on hot water. Bourgeois elitists. What’s next on their list of demands? Indoor plumbing?

Anyway, my concert budget plummeted to zero quicker than Trump’s chance at acquittal of all charges after another indictment. I am left with scrounging for free shows. I did get an email about a free Michael McDermott show for tonight. We have become fans, although we have seen him twice in the span of 9 months. Another time and we may graduate from fans to stalkers. And can they make this show sound a little better?

It sounds like he’ll be busking for loose change from commuters rather than headlining a free show at the Northbrook Days festival. It should be good, but it’s an hour away, so I opted for this local concert for which I “won” free tickets.

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New Music for Old Rockers – Rejected Concert Edition

It’s really not like me to turn down a free concert. I’ve gone and seen some pretty crappy concerts, because they were free. But this one had promise. The group is pretty hip with a Lumineers-like sound. They have a new album out. And I really like this new song which was their first release off the new album.

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Ch-ch-ch-changes

In the Flanigan house, we are going through a lot of ch-ch-ch-changes as David Bowie once sang. He went on to sing-splain, “Changes are taking the pace I’m going through.” Hmm, let’s scratch that Bowie tune. Upon further review, I don’t have a clue as to what he’s talking about.

Sorry, Dave.

I seem to recall Buddy Miles singing about “Them Changes.” He came close to describing what’s going on when he sang, “Well my mind is goin’ through them changes.” Although it’s funky, it’s not a perfect fit. First, I’ve already lost my mind. Second, it’s my whole family going through changes.

I had to dig deep in the musical dustbin to find an original member of The Animals from the 1960s who sang a solo number called “Changes” on the 1973 soundtrack , album to the UK film O Lucky Man! There, ex-Animal Alan Price sang “Everyone is going through changes” to the tune of a church hymn. Whew! That was a roundabout way to explain that there is a lot of change going on in my house these days.

So, what are the ch-ch-ch-changes that I’m writing about?

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Lollapalooza Coolness Test

Lollapalooza returns to Chicago in 2021 after being Covid-cancelled in 2020. The line-up for the 3 day music festival has been released. I heard on my transistor radio that you can tell how cool you are by how many rows down the Lolla poster you can recognize acts.

Editor’s Note: The mere fact that this idiot is listening to a transistor radio negates any potential coolness gained by knowing music performers.

Hey, you pompous ass, what am I supposed to do? I suppose you want me to listen to the radio on my phone.

Editor’s Note: YES!

On my new flip phone?

Editor’s Note: Ugh, never mind.

As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the word I hear is that you can consider yourself moderately musically cool if you are familiar with music acts in at least the top 7 rows of the Lolla poster. Let’s take a closer look at those first 7 rows. I have identified the acts I know with red boxes around them.

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Concert Concerns

Lollapalooza is one of the great annual music festivals in the world, taking place over 4 days on Chicago’s beautiful lakefront over the summer. Lolla Tip: Don’t wear flip-flops. It can get swampy even if it is not raining at that specific time.

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That may not be all rainwater. And if it does rain, well then, just go with the flow …

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