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Pence Out … Familiar Name In

~ Jim Flanigan

In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.

Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.

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Troy Story

~ Jim Flanigan

Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.

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Cruz Campaign Takes a Hit

~ Jim Flanigan

Just as the Cruz campaign grabbed a little momentum yesterday when Ted Cruz overwhelming won the Utah Republican caucus, it suffered a momentum-halting, huge setback today.

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Jeb! Quits

~ Jim Flanigan ~ 2 Comments

I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

~ Jim Flanigan

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

~ Jim Flanigan

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

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“Jeb Can Fix It” Campaign Portends Bush’s Next Career

~ Jim Flanigan

Jeb Bush has launched his “Jeb Can Fix it” campaign as his presidential aspirations continue to dissipate into the ether. This new campaign appears to have a dual purpose. Continue reading ““Jeb Can Fix It” Campaign Portends Bush’s Next Career” →

Random Thoughts on the CNBC Republican Debate Candidates

~ Jim Flanigan

Rather than debating who won or who lost the CNBC Republican debate, I am pleased to offer random thoughts on each candidate.

Chris Christie – Is there any doubt that Christie bets on daily fantasy sports? He was sure quick to deflect that topic.

Mike Huckabee – I was not sure if Huckabee is running for President or for Donald Trump’s VP slot.

Carly Fiorina – She may want to talk to the House Benghazi Committee before challenging Hillary Clinton to a debate.

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Jeb Stumps Staff

~ Jim Flanigan

Place: Jeb! Bush Campaign Headquarters

Jeb to Campaign Staff: “How is it possible that I am now polling at 4%?”

Campaign Staff: “Stuff happens.”