Smart TVs?

I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.

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Time Saving Mathematics

I like to save time.

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The GPS Blues

I have the GPS Blues.

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Winter Weight Gain

Can I consider this a win?

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”

Nation Ponders Fundamental Question After Iowa Caucuses

In the wake of the Iowa Caucus results,

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If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.

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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Winter Laundry is Devil Spawn

There are so many reasons to hate winter that it would be hard to whittle them down to make a Top 10 list.

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Cruz Confirmed Canadian

In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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My Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Way to Win the Billion Dollar Powerball

As dedicated followers of this blog (OK casual, but I’ll take what I can get), I will share with you my guaranteed, sure-fire system to win the billion dollar Powerball jackpot this week.

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