Trump Tax Return

I have some ideas about why Donald Trump does not want his tax returns released.

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Friday Travel Plans

I have an exotic-sounding, pseudo-travel destination in mind for today as an alternative to work.

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My Loss is Nobody’s Gain

My family has always encouraged me to be a contestant on The Biggest Loser.

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Huge Home Project Kicks Off Today

I have ambitious plans to start and complete a huge (for me) home project today.

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Not A Page Turner

I bought my daughter a pop-up book from Amazon that made her cry.

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North Carolina Closes Virginia Border

Infamous anti-LGBT state North Carolina has closed its northern border with Virginia.

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Adios Cinco de Mayo

Future President Donald Trump announced plans to add a 32nd day to the month of May as part of his platform.

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My Rash Decision May Pay Off

In my last post I noted that I have a rash. That may actually pay some unexpected dividends.

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I Made a Rash Decision

I have a rash. I was going to post a pic, but I don’t want both of my followers burning up the phone lines with 9-1-1 calls on my behalf. I may or may not call my dermatologist. I have been trying to self-medicate as usual, because of course I am convinced that I have more medical knowledge than someone who has completed med school. So I gathered up all the available ointments, unguents, balms, lotions and creams that are in our house and are not related to insect repelling, cooking, or furniture refinishing. Although that Minwax did promise me a smooth, glossy finish.

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Looks Like the Kasich Campaign is Over

This is a sure sign that John Kasich’s campaign is done.

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Big Win for Kasich

John Kasich claimed another big win after Ted Cruz announced he was suspending his campaign.

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Ted’s Back to Killin’ It

Ted Cruz’s Presidential run is over.

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Ode to Cruz

Ted was not the only Cruz to take a beating on the night of the Indiana primary election.

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Make Carly Upright Again

At a recent campaign stop, ersatz Vice Presidential candidate Carly Fiorina accurately portrayed which direction the Ted Cruz campaign is headed. Continue reading “Make Carly Upright Again”

Carry On My Wayward Reader

I’m thinking of opening a restaurant. This restaurant will feature entrees that utilize leftover food from other restaurants.

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Take Your Daughter to Work Day Disappoints

I wanted to take my daughter to work today, but it was a huge disappointment.

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Dog Daze

We have 3 small Shih-Tzu dogs. Unfortunately, the smallest one of the 3 has a herniated disc. She is on a powerful pain killer and a muscle relaxant. I have personally tested both of her medications, you know, just to make sure they are safe.

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Me? A Dog Person?

A neighbor just called me a “dog person” this morning.

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Urine the Middle of National Pet Day

I’m celebrating National Pet Day with our dogs today.

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