Scorched Earth Policy
Category: satire
I Finished a Marathon!
This weekend, I finished a marathon. In fact, I went beyond the traditional 26.2 mile marathon distance and did 27.5 miles. Now you may not believe me since in May I was proudly blogging about walking 2 miles. But I have proof! Take a look …
Foresight
Reporters cornered Donald Trump today at his New Jersey golf resort to ask him to rate his administration’s response to the devastation in Puerto Rico on a scale of 0 to 4. Trump replied, “Fore!”
No man is an island … but Puerto Rico is!
On the disaster in Puerto Rico, yesterday Donald Trump demonstrated that he had a clear understanding of the gravity of the situation … “This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.” I may be hard on Trump sometimes, but in fairness to him, I think he’s got a pretty good handle on the “islandosity” of Puerto Rico. He really nailed it. Puerto Rico is indeed an island in the ocean.
And then he made this promise to the people of Puerto Rico …
Continue reading “No man is an island … but Puerto Rico is!”
Happy International Day of Peace
Flies On Washington Walls #41
New Trump, Same Bad Memory
I want to extend my congratulations to Donald Trump on the birth of his new grandson, whose arrival was of course tweeted out …
In related news, Trump’s lead lawyer in the Russia investigation, Ty Cobb, said that the newest Trump has no knowledge of anything Russian and would be unavailable to Robert Mueller for testimony regarding the Russia investigation for at least a year. Expected godfather “Uncle” Felix Sater was unavailable for comment.
Trump’s Hurricane Support is a Thriller
Trump’s Bigger Than Obama’s?
Job Creation
Texas Flooded With Trump Support
FEMA Support?
Water You Doing in Texas?
Par For The Course
Flies On Washington Walls #32
Disaster Relief
BREAKING NEWS …
Donald Trump has approved the release of federal aid to Texas due to the catastrophic disaster caused by Hurricane Harvey.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump has denied the release of federal aid to the rest of the USA in spite of the catastrophic disaster caused by Donald Trump.
Trump Blows Back at Harvey
And Bannon Goes To …
Steve Bannon may be out at the White House, but fortunately for him, he already has some landing spots tailor-made for him.
Flies On Washington Walls #24
Broken News
BREAKING NEWS …
Donald Trump honors dead and injured victims of Charlottesville by listening to a Fox News commentator speculate about how many of the victims were paid protesters.
BREAKING NEWS …
Steve Bannon, Sebastian Gorka and Stephen Miller return to work after spending a guys bonding weekend at an undisclosed location in Virginia.
BREAKING NEWS …
Jeff Sessions opens Department of Justice investigation into the car attack in Charlottesville per Trump’s retweet …
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 