My Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Way to Win the Billion Dollar Powerball

As dedicated followers of this blog (OK casual, but I’ll take what I can get), I will share with you my guaranteed, sure-fire system to win the billion dollar Powerball jackpot this week.

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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers

With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.

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Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016

10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.

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Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped

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Isis Beat Magazine Issue Preview

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Government Conspiracy Uncovered

Conspiracy

Martin O’Malley’s Debate Agenda

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Final Republican Debate … Thank God!

CNN Debate with text

Director JJ Abrams Discusses New Star Wars Film

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Salvation Army Declines NRA’s Offer

The NRA Foundation, the charitable arm of the National Rifle Association, has been rebuffed in it’s attempts to assist the Salvation Army in increasing donations by arming each Salvation Army bell ringer with the newly developed gunell.

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Defeat Radical Trumpism

Radical Trumpism
Defeat Radical Trumpism at the ballot box.

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Trump Tops Polls Again

Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to  “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.

Trump Tough on El Niño

The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:

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Elf on the Shelf to Unionize

The popular elves from The Elf on the Shelf fame have had it with working conditions and are organizing a union.  Continue reading “Elf on the Shelf to Unionize”

Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.

Mistletoe Crisis Elicits No Response from Obama

Obama No Mistletoe

Cheney Solidifies Position

Cheney Stone

Meet the Trump Campaign Mascot

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Coldplay to Perform at Super Bowl 50 Halftime

Coldplay to perform at Super Bowl

Holiday Treat Time

Labrador Puppy Fudge