If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Cruz Confirmed Canadian

In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers

With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.

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Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

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Donald Trump Quiet??? UPDATED

Does anyone else find it odd that the one candidate that has something to say about EVERY issue has been silent so far about the takeover of the federal wildlife buildings in Oregon by armed militia terrorists?

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Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016

10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.

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Defeat Radical Trumpism

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Defeat Radical Trumpism at the ballot box.

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Trump Tops Polls Again

Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to  “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.

Trump Tough on El Niño

The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:

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Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.