I Hacked Myself

There’s a lot of talk of Russian hacking these days, and not the type that accompanies a bout of pneumonia in Minsk. I’m talking about computer hacking. I know I’ve had my computer hacked previously, but I have no idea why. I have no money. I have such little credit left that when I try and use my credit card, stores make me leave collateral. Go hack someone with actual wealth. Hack my computer and the best you can hope for is to assume some of my debt.

Just recently though, I hacked myself, and in particular, this very blog. Sit back, strap in and get ready for a story that may just change your life, or waste some time. I know it’s one of those two.

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I’m Unfair to Myself?

It looks like anti-Trump activists are trying to schedule a nationwide general strike to protest Trump policies on February 17th. I’m usually up for all Trump protests, but I feel conflicted on this one. The problem is …

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Is it just me, or is Kellyanne Conway looking more and more evil each day? She looks like she’s waiting for Snow White to take a bite from a poison apple in this recent pic …

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I think she’s trying to keep pace in the evil department with the rest of the Trumpsters. But at the rate they’re going with their evil plans, she may have to look like this soon to keep up with the rest of them …

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Nazis Have Feelings, Too

“I mean, everyone’s suffering in the Holocaust …” – Reince Priebus (Trump’s Chief of Staff), Meet The Press 1-29-17

Yes, we know Reince, Nazi Lives Matter, too.

Hats Off (due) to Trump

After just 1 week of the Trump Reich, I am sad to report that I think it is just about time to buy a Make America Great Again hat and start wearing it.

My current cap just doesn’t cut it anymore …

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Now that Trump is steering us towards becoming a Western Russian state, I just don’t feel comfortable wearing it anymore. America WAS already great. Now after just 1 week of being Trumpified, there’s not so much greatness anymore. I may have to revert to my pre-election hat …

hat-your-design

Although I don’t think I can wear a MAGA hat, I think now and for the next 4 years, it may be most appropriate.

Please Pass the Spellcheck

I really can’t add much to this except to say that this is a 100% real tweet …

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Sad!

Always Open With a Joke

My youngest daughter is doing a presentation today on immigration. She practiced in front of me and I gave her some tips, being the polished public speaker I am. I thought her presentation needed some punching up, so I suggested she open with this Trump immigration joke …

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Nein Alternative Facts for You

I finally found out why the Trump team is so keen on “alternative facts” thanks to Google Translate …

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Trump Gets Fitted for a New Suit

I saw the NY Times are reporting a lawsuit being filed against Trump Monday morning …

Although not a Trump supporter, I do take exception with the reasoning behind the lawsuit.

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Reruns Already?

audacity

I know I posted this already, but I wanted to show the books side-by-side.

Turning The Page

Sadly, we close this book today …

audacity-of-hope

And now we get to read this one for 4 years …

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