Donald Trump’s Holocaust Memorial Yearbook
Author: Jim Flanigan
Melania’s Got Taste
OK, so I may have altered that just a bit. But she does think he’s gross. If you haven’t seen her hand slap, here it is …
Bannon Visits Western Wall
Hair We Go
I was very excited to hear my wife say, “I will trim that spot on your back and give you a bath.” Joy of joys! Attention, and what attention! I crashed back to earth when I realized she was talking to one of our dogs.
Mite Be Funny #11
Bless the Press
Air Force Gone
BREAKING NEWS …
We have exclusively learned that Air Force One, now transporting Donald Trump on his first international trip, is booked for a one-way flight.
That sound you hear is America collectively breathing a sigh of relief. Hey Donald, keep the plane.
Grammar Rules!
I totally understand how people can get confused by some words. Principal and principle always made me pause until my friend, a HS principal, told me to remember that a principal can be your pal. That’s a great mnemonic device.
I can also understand the confusion between council and counsel. But this real tweet? Really?
Dude, there is no such word as councel. That’s not even one of the available spellings. Now you are not even making bad word choices (among other bad choices), but you are just making words up. Just remember, “I” after “C” and “E” after “S.” That spells ICES, and we all know ICE is near and dear to your heart. Another great mnemonic device. On second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. ICES sounds too much like ISIS. Before long we will probably get this imagined tweet …
Better idea! Take his phone. For the sake of grammar, please, somebody take his phone.
Dead Sea Creatures
I am always baffled by how people can’t identify giant dead sea creatures that wash up on beaches. It happened against last week in Indonesia …
It really is very simple. I have made a flowchart that makes it easy.
Trumpatized – A Rap Poem
Value Intelligence
Recent news reports tell me that Donald Trump gave away intelligence to the Russians. Based on what I have seen so far, I do not think he can afford to give away any intelligence. He needs all he has left in his addled mind.
Spellcheck This
How is it possible that Donald Trump can tweet so many spelling errors of simple English words, but he gets this Turkish president’s name right …
To Russia With Love
United We Stand
BREAKING NEWS …
With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.
Breaking News? Really?
The Washington Post and NY Times both are reporting that Donald Trump gave highly classified information to the Russians during their recent visit to the Oval Office. Is this really “Breaking News?” Fox News sees no story and is running highlights from the White House Easter festivities on their shows tonight …
Pay no attention to the Russian in the Easter Bunny costume.
Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC are trumpeting “Breaking News” and acting like Trump just sold the nuclear codes on eBay. This is really not “Breaking News.” Trump is heading out of the country next week. One stop, while not on the official itinerary, will be a quick trip to Russia for a scheduled job performance review with his boss, Vladamir Putin, where he will undoubtedly turn over that classified info and so much more. “Breaking News?” More like “Expected News.”
Mite Be Funny #10 – Mother’s Day Special
This Blows
While driving through central Illinois yesterday, I noticed a few of these signs scattered about …
Anti-wind power! Down with wind!
Illinois is actually one of the leading states in harnessing wind power. I think our state motto for the program is “We Smile When You Blow Us.”
Who in the heck could possibly be against a free energy source except maybe Trump’s Cabinet?
Keep It Under Your Hat
Holt That Thought
DeVos Boosing It Up
Students at the Bethune-Cookman University commencement drowned out Betsy DeVos with boos as she tried to give the commencement speech. I don’t mind the students drowning out DeVos with boos, but I just wish the students would have only done half of that, maybe just the drowning part, although I would be satisfied with a waterboarding.
Some students turned their back on DeVos as she tried to speak.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 