COVID is rearing its ugly head again, but I read that Moderna’s new vaccine should be very effective against the new variants. Sign me up. I’ve had two Pfizer shots to start followed by two Moderna boosters. So far, so good for me healthwise. Except, I just heard that makes me a non-human Borg Genesis. Don’t go back and read that again. You read it right the first time. Take a listen.
Kudos to @TheGoodLiars for more excellent investigative work. Anyway, I can handle the non-human part. Humanity is continually proving it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I’m fine being a Borg Genesis for a while.
But I am concerned about something else that came up in the video.
I’ve gotten shots from both Pfizer and Moderna, so I guess I am supposedly owned by both companies. Will they also assume all my debts? Will there be a custody battle in court? If I need character witnesses to testify on my behalf, I’m in big trouble. How will I divide my holidays between the two pharma giants? Am I going to have to split Christmas Day between both corporate headquarters locations? I hate traveling over Christmas. And I’m pretty sure my wife will either be really upset or quite relieved to hear that I’m now owned by a couple Fortune 500 companies. The bottom line is that they better hammer out all these details before they take possession of me, or this Borg Genesis will have some Borg Revelations and start a Borg Exodus out of their corporate lives and head back to being human. I know this guy thinks that being human isn’t all that bad.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 