My two youngest daughters gave me a Father’s Day card and gifts, plural, as in two. I was impressed. However, I was a bit concerned about the how the card was addressed.

They confirmed that it is supposed to be read “To: Father.” I didn’t see that. I saw this …

I see the card addressed to a misspelled Führer (bad name for a band) without the umlaut, which makes sense since I had my umlaut removed when I was a kid. I’ve never thought of myself as a strict disciplinarian as a parent, but maybe my kids have a different perspective. Or, maybe it’s just a not-so-veiled hint to shave my cute new moustache.