Let’s play a game. Take a look at the table below.
Things Stuck in Body Orifices in 2021 per the Consumer Product Safety Commission
| Body orifice | item stuck in orifice |
|---|---|
| Ear | Spork (Combination of Spoon & Fork) |
| Nose | Two Batteries |
| Throat | Billiard Ball |
| Penis | Chopstick |
| Vagina | Hello Kitty |
| Rectum | Rubber Snake |
This comes from an article in The Defector which offers a complete list aggregated from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission reports about emergency room procedures. But don’t link to it yet!!! We have to play the game first. The body orifices and items shown above are not matched correctly. Your job is to match them up properly. The answer follows if you continue reading.
Thanks for playing! If you matched them correctly, let me know and you may receive an award.
Doubtful. Don’t push it.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 
Lol, what a pickle some people get into. Here’s my guess Jim:
Ear – Rubber Snake
Nose – Two Batteries
Throat – Spork
Penis – Chop Stick
Vagina – Hello Kitty
Rectum – Billiard Ball
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And I’ll bet some pickles get into some people. Thanks for playing. As you can see if you read on, you didn’t quite get it correct.
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