Another Life Hack from Jim – Hairy Arms

I have hairy arms. They don’t bother me, although a few small children have been frightened. However, I know some readers may wish they had less hairy arms. The solution is simple. Overeat until you are morbidly obese. Your arms will be much larger, your skin will stretch, and there will be much more space between each arm hair giving the impression of overall less hair.

My book of short stories starts with one where God is depicted with very hairy arms.

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