Researchers have infiltrated gorilla society using a robot spy gorilla (good name for a band) and discovered it is definitely not high society. They found that gorillas sing while eating. But who cares? The more important discovery is that they also fart non-stop. Head directly to the 1 minute mark for the prolific tooting.
The narrator describes them living in a “semi-permanent state of flatulence.” Coincidentally, I think the name of the latest 3 Doors Down album is “Semi-Permanent State of Flatulence.”
I hope you watched to the end and caught the added bonus at the 1:30 mark when the gorilla eats boogers while farting. Sounds like a Sunday afternoon for me during football season.
Okay, that was fun. Wait, what’s that? Oh, right, the title was plural, promising “stories.” Here you go. It’s a gator story for you from the US South that promises to be tasty and provide a social distancing lesson.
From the Associated Press …
Full story that includes deer killing, a 9mm handgun, firefighters, and alcohol can be read here … https://apnews.com/e3adab4bd2fa49eaeaafc70dcfbcf70f.
From this story, I take away that we all need to follow social distancing guidelines. No giving other people manicures. Oh, and don’t pet alligators either.