Another Sign of the Apocalypse

After surviving a coldpocalypse last night (-10F/-23C), I noticed this sign of the coming final apocalypse …

Frog Pepper

For full article, click HERE.

For a discussion of various explanations as to how a live frog was found inside an intact pepper, click HERE.

You can believe what you want to believe. I know the truth.

This is yet another sign of the coming apocalyse. You want proof? I got your proof, right here. Open the Bible in your lap to Revelation 16:22 and you will see the prophecy. “When ye findeth a plague of frogs abiding inside the fruits of the field, not vegetables, but fruits, and peppers are fruits even those most people thinketh they are vegetables, just like tomatoes and cucumbers are actually fruits, then ye will knoweth that the end times are drawing nigh, and there will be a great gnashing of teeth across the land.” Hey, I can’t make that up. That’s in the freakin’ Bible.

And that sign of the apocalypse is perfectly timed preceeding the cause of the actual coming apocalypse …

asteroid Heck, yeah you should be worried. Frogs are inhabiting fruit!

Click HERE for the full asteroid story. From the story, it looks like impact could be on Saturday. Hmmm, maybe I won’t prepare a Mite Be Funny for Sunday, just in case. See, maybe there’s some upside to the apocalypse after all.