Pear Pair Less Than Fair Fare

I bought this clearance flatbread because that’s just what I do if I see food on clearance.

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But flatbread, that basically means pizza, so this was a pear and blue cheese pizza. Think about that for a minute. How many times have you ordered pizza like, “Give me a large cheese and pear pizza to go. Oh, and make the cheese blue?”

It gets worse. Take a closer look.

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Imported from Europe. Figures. No wonder Great Britain is trying to exit the European Union. The British know that the only thing that could make their food worse is laying claim to a pear and blue cheese pizza.

Don’t get me wrong. I love pears. I also love pairs. Pervert. Get your mind out of the gutter. I was thinking of a pair of aces on poker night. And I love blue cheese crumbles on my salad along with a nice lumpy blue cheese dressing. Do you remember when the USA used to like the French and we called it bleu cheese?

So I like pear and I like blue/bleu cheese, but just not together. About the only worse combination I can think of is fig and earwax, although I have to admit never trying that combo together. I have tried the pear and blue/bleu cheese melange. In fact, I finished it off all by myself over the course of 3 days. Unlike normal pizza, it was even worse cold. And unlike a normal human, I’ll eat just about anything, especially if clearance priced for quick sale.

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