Don’t Take My Pane Away

We recently ordered new double pane windows for our house, and my wife advised me that she ordered them with Low-E Argon Gas inside them, and paid a premium price for that. What the what? How will we ever be able to tell? Maybe if the gas was purple, then we could be sure they actually filled them. But a clear gas? However, I am willing to move on from that error in judgement on her part because it gave me an idea that will help mankind and secure a fortune for retirement.

I want to replace the Low-E Argon Gas in the lower half of the window with Helium.


Just unlock the window and the lower pane will rise and open itself. Self-opening windows!

Sorry, but for all you opportunists and entrepreneurs out there, Patent Pending!

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