Decisions, Decisions

I am somewhat surprised that I am this far along in this project and have not yet decided whether I am expanding the pond or disposing of the body.

I tried that joke on my wife with disturbing results.

After trying that gag on her, she questioned, “What body?” Is that a good sign that she is asking me about who I’ll be burying in the backyard?

Regardless, I have decided that with a little extra digging, maybe I can kill two birds with one stone.