Weight Loss Losses

If I have gained weight over the summer, would that be a weight loss loss?

WARNING: The following photo may be disturbing to more sensitive viewers.

Also, not me. I wish I could get that trim.

I had such high hopes for weight loss this summer. I hadn’t packed on the winter weight like I usually do, so I thought weight loss would be inevitable once I got active this summer. Instead, my weight has been holding steady. As a result, I have experienced moodiness, lethargy, depression, increasing incontinence (that may be unrelated), hair loss (probably unrelated), and lack of vision when I close my eyes (completely unrelated).

Unfortunately, one of the results has not been loss of appetite.