Haley’s Vomit

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Stop Laughing at Us

Hey World, stop laughing at us. We knew you’ve been doing it. We tried to ignore your titters and giggles at moments like this when Donald Trump showed off his tiny hands that could barely hold a bottle of water.

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Or when he looked directly at an eclipse with no eye protection.

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Or when the biggest cover-up in Washington, DC history gets exposed from time to time.

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However, your sounds of mirth were often drowned out by your gasps of horror at times like these.

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Flies On Washington Walls #40

FOWW #40 Earthquake

Rex Sleeps One Over on the UN

BREAKING NEWS …

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson addressed the United Nations regarding North Korea in a somnambulistic monotone, rendering discussion on the floor impossible and allowing a UN resolution for the USA to use whatever means deemed necessary against North Korea to pass with a 1-0 vote.

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Remembering Human Rights

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