Best. Reality. TV. Ever. Except …

Wow, the series of 10 Republican Presidential debates taken together has been the best reality television series ever. Despite the lack of substantive discussions or facts, there was drama, comedy and conflict, exactly what you want from reality TV. Each debate saw candidates get “voted off” the main debate by how they polled with us, the general public. We even saw some “get rescued” from the junior debate and get back to the main stage when their poll numbers rose, again thanks to us. But there is just one problem.

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Jeb! Quits

I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.

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President Obama’s Identity Crisis

 

I’m really confused about who President Obama really is.

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Trump Responds to Pope’s Challenge

In his usual diplomatic way, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has issued an official response to the Pope’s questioning of his Christian faith.

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Republican’s Furious Over Justice Scalia’s Death

Republicans had initially been quite upset in the wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dying so inconveniently for them early in an election year. But then they discovered what they thought was a golden nugget that Scalia had left them in his passing.

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I Agree With Donald Trump

I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable in my own skin now that I find myself agreeing more and more with Donald Trump.

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Decisions About Supreme Court Decisions

With the Republican-controlled Senate threatening to block any Supreme Court Justice confirmation until after the November election, President Obama is considering a different strategy.

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Ted Cruz Bi

In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.

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Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song

As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.

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Smart TVs?

I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”

Nation Ponders Fundamental Question After Iowa Caucuses

In the wake of the Iowa Caucus results,

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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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