Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

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Donald Trump Quiet??? UPDATED

Does anyone else find it odd that the one candidate that has something to say about EVERY issue has been silent so far about the takeover of the federal wildlife buildings in Oregon by armed militia terrorists?

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Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped

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Government Conspiracy Uncovered

Conspiracy

Final Republican Debate … Thank God!

CNN Debate with text

Defeat Radical Trumpism

Radical Trumpism
Defeat Radical Trumpism at the ballot box.

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Trump Tops Polls Again

Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to  “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.

Trump Tough on El Niño

The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:

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Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.

The American Flag on Facebook

I feel the need to explain to all those expecting to see the American flag superimposed over Facebook profile pictures after the San Bernadino mass shooting why they don’t and shouldn’t expect to. Continue reading “The American Flag on Facebook”

Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred

Republican presidential primary front-running candidate Donald Trump continues his campaign of insults without apologies. This highly unusual strategy was initially thought to be sure to backfire and be short-lived, pandering only to the lowest stratum of US society. However, that has not appeared to be the case, and Trump continues his insulting barrage against individuals and groups. Continue reading “Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred”

Jindahl Drops From Race

Jindal Joins McCain At Louisiana Rally

Republican Debate?

APTOPIX GOP 2016 Debate

Chris Christie Preps for Debate

New Jersey Lt. Governor Kim Guadagno, standing, left, Gov. Chris Christie seated center, Dawn and Jon Koczon, right, laugh Wednesday, April 6, 2011, in Trenton, N.J., at 5-year-old fraternal twin,  Jesse Koczon as twin Brandon, left, looks on after Christie signed a proclamation making Jesse the state's honorary governor for the day and Brandon honorary lieutenant governor. Jesse was shown complaining on a YouTube clip that he can't be governor of New Jersey. On the video, Jesse's mother, Dawn Koczon, asked him why he was upset. Jesse replied, "Cause everyone tells me I'm too small to be the governor of New Jersey." Christie responded on Twitter: "Don't worry Jesse, people gave plenty of reasons why I couldn't be Governor, though being too small wasn't one of them."  (AP Photo/Mel Evans)   Original Filename: Odd Too Small To Be Governor.JPEG-075e4.jpg

Fox Business Network Promises Smoother Republican Debate

Republican presidential hopefuls should feel more comfortable with the next debate hosted by conservative-friendly Fox Business Network. The last debate hosted by CNBC featured significant squabbling between the candidates and liberal-media moderators with plenty of perceived “gotcha” questions. Fox Business promises a smoother format that will permit the candidates more opportunity to present their campaign platforms without interference from partisan moderators. Continue reading “Fox Business Network Promises Smoother Republican Debate”

Random Thoughts on the CNBC Republican Debate Candidates

Rather than debating who won or who lost the CNBC Republican debate, I am pleased to offer random thoughts on each candidate.

Chris Christie – Is there any doubt that Christie bets on daily fantasy sports? He was sure quick to deflect that topic.

Mike Huckabee – I was not sure if Huckabee is running for President or for Donald Trump’s VP slot.

Carly Fiorina – She may want to talk to the House Benghazi Committee before challenging Hillary Clinton to a debate.

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Jeb Bush Finds Answers to Slide in Polls

Jeb Bush Finds Answers to Slide in Polls
Jeb Bush Finds Answers to Slide in Polls

Chris Christie Finds Strength to Finish Republican Primary Debate

Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate
Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate

Trump Demands More at Debate

The third Republican primary debate will be shorter this time, truncated to two hours due to demands from candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson. Perhaps they believe that if the debate goes longer like the previous ones that they will eventually say something so stupid that it will deter voters, but that has not happened so far. I mean the voter determent, not the saying something stupid part which has been constant during this primary race. Continue reading “Trump Demands More at Debate”

Minor Republican Debate Promises to be Stimulating

Once again, the upcoming Republican candidate debate will be preceded by a debate among the candidates that didn’t make the cut for the main debate. Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki and Lindsey Graham will meet in the junior debate before the ten top candidates debate. In an effort to generate interest, any interest, in the undercard debate, the four candidates have agreed to change the format of the debate to a strip poker game during which they will casually debate the issues. This format was only approved under the condition that NJ Governor Chris Christie not be allowed to participate under any circumstances.