Jim Flanigan Looks at the World
Turning the Mundane into Fundane Since 2015
I must know, is this normal?
Asking for a friend.
Once again, I am moved to pose a burning sociocultural question for readers of this blog to ponder, discuss, and possibly even formulate an answer in case anyone can offer clarity and direction. Well, here we go. If a person goes to bed and finds their nose to be whistling a bit while breathing, is that person under any social, moral, cultural, or ethical obligation to eliminate that nose whistle by any means possible before they fall asleep lest they annoy their bed partner enough during the night to prompt their bed partner to punch the nose whistler’s shoulder? Asking for a friend.
Let’s play a game. Take a look at the table below.
Things Stuck in Body Orifices in 2021 per the Consumer Product Safety Commission
| Body orifice | item stuck in orifice |
|---|---|
| Ear | Spork (Combination of Spoon & Fork) |
| Nose | Two Batteries |
| Throat | Billiard Ball |
| Penis | Chopstick |
| Vagina | Hello Kitty |
| Rectum | Rubber Snake |
This comes from an article in The Defector which offers a complete list aggregated from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission reports about emergency room procedures. But don’t link to it yet!!! We have to play the game first. The body orifices and items shown above are not matched correctly. Your job is to match them up properly. The answer follows if you continue reading.
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This Australian scientist, Dr. Daniel Reardon, tried to invent a device that keeps us from touching our faces during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic. His reward?
A visit to the hospital, magnets stuck in his nose, and a magnet down his throat. For full story details, Click HERE.
Here’s his hospital info upon discharge …
I think the last line is telling … Denies further magnets. I don’t blame him. He nose better now.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 