BREAKING NEWS …
With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.
United We Stand
Tag: funny
Breaking News? Really?
The Washington Post and NY Times both are reporting that Donald Trump gave highly classified information to the Russians during their recent visit to the Oval Office. Is this really “Breaking News?” Fox News sees no story and is running highlights from the White House Easter festivities on their shows tonight …
Pay no attention to the Russian in the Easter Bunny costume.
Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC are trumpeting “Breaking News” and acting like Trump just sold the nuclear codes on eBay. This is really not “Breaking News.” Trump is heading out of the country next week. One stop, while not on the official itinerary, will be a quick trip to Russia for a scheduled job performance review with his boss, Vladamir Putin, where he will undoubtedly turn over that classified info and so much more. “Breaking News?” More like “Expected News.”
Mite Be Funny #10 – Mother’s Day Special
This Blows
While driving through central Illinois yesterday, I noticed a few of these signs scattered about …
Anti-wind power! Down with wind!
Illinois is actually one of the leading states in harnessing wind power. I think our state motto for the program is “We Smile When You Blow Us.”
Who in the heck could possibly be against a free energy source except maybe Trump’s Cabinet?
Keep It Under Your Hat
Holt That Thought
DeVos Boosing It Up
Students at the Bethune-Cookman University commencement drowned out Betsy DeVos with boos as she tried to give the commencement speech. I don’t mind the students drowning out DeVos with boos, but I just wish the students would have only done half of that, maybe just the drowning part, although I would be satisfied with a waterboarding.
Some students turned their back on DeVos as she tried to speak.
I don’t think that was disrespectful at all. I think those students were just showing Devos support for how she has turned her back on public schools in the USA.
Trump Ruins Another Blog Post
Ugh, this idiot Trump ruined another one of my childish blog posts scheduled for publication tonight. It wasn’t much of a post. It was just a pic of real Trump tweets in chronological order crying about the Russia investigations, Sally Yates and James Clapper. At the end, I added a fake Trump tweet for comic effect. Here it is …
Georgia on his (Alleged) Mind
Investigating Sally Yates
This real Trump tweet this morning spurred my investigative side …
Who is this W.H. Council to whom Sally Yates explained this classified information? And so, once again our crack investigative team trumps Fake News and has launched an independent investigation. Our findings so far …
Continue reading “Investigating Sally Yates”
Rubber Trump
Unlike some of my “enhanced” Trump tweets, this one is the real deal …
This is an excellent example of perfect deployment of the “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you” defense. I would not be surprised if we see a follow-up tweet using the “I know you are, but what am I?” argument.
Aristotle would be so proud.
Mite Be Funny #9
Tweeting Some Love For Trumpcare
I knew the endorsements for the AHCA/Trumpcare would be coming.
Trump Off To Bed(minster)
Walk, Don’t Run
I participated in a 2 mile Fun Run/Walk today that benefited my youngest child’s school. Now that I am running again, I contemplated running the 2 mile course. Perhaps I could have come in first in the “ancient” age group. However, as I scanned the field of young parents, some of whom are the age of my oldest daughter, I realized that there was a very distinct possibility that I could be passed by a walker as I ran. Rather than risk the embarrassment and ignominy of being passed by a young mother recovering from a recent C-section pushing her new baby in a stroller while leisurely chatting with friends, I walked.
Bad in Bed(minster)
Is it petty of me to be happy about the weather being slightly crappy this weekend for Trump’s stay in Bedminster, NJ?
I hope so.
Unplanned Parenthood
The healthcare bill passed by House Republicans yesterday will defund Planned Parenthood as just one of its many heinous actions. I find it ironic that Republicans want the federal government to pull out of funding Planned Parenthood which is exactly the kind of contraception that millions of Americans would have to go back to without Planned Parenthood.
Whip It Good
Spin This
Music Review #1
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 