If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Trump’s Art of the No Deal

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Trump Open to All

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Desperately Seeking Crazy

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Palin to Trump: Make My Ovaries Great Again!

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Cruz Confirmed Canadian

In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers

With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.

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Government Conspiracy Uncovered

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Martin O’Malley’s Debate Agenda

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Final Republican Debate … Thank God!

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Defeat Radical Trumpism

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Defeat Radical Trumpism at the ballot box.

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Trump Tough on El Niño

The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:

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Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.

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Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred

Republican presidential primary front-running candidate Donald Trump continues his campaign of insults without apologies. This highly unusual strategy was initially thought to be sure to backfire and be short-lived, pandering only to the lowest stratum of US society. However, that has not appeared to be the case, and Trump continues his insulting barrage against individuals and groups. Continue reading “Trump Continues Insult Onslaught Undeterred”

Jindahl Drops From Race

Jindal Joins McCain At Louisiana Rally

Martin O’Malley’s Powers of Invisibility

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Martin O’Malley Found in Time for Democratic Debate

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Republican Debate?

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