You Are What You See

I think the people who see penises everywhere may be looking too hard and long (pun intended) for them.

Blog title proven.

And Under the Trump Bus Goes Don Jr.

I saw this tweet in real time this morning. I couldn’t quite believe what I was reading.

Trump Tweet Meeting

I had no reply to tweet because I was not prepared for Trump Sr. throwing his son under the bus the way he did. Trump Sr. appears to use the “I didn’t do it, but my son did” defense.

I can only speculate on the conversation this tweet generated.

Jr: Oh father, I feel quite uncomfortable with my head resting under the bus tire.

Sr: Don’t worry. They’ll provide you a pillow in prison.

Paralysis Analysis

I saw this yesterday …

White House paralyzed

Unfortunately for the White House, the new Trumpcare bill does not cover paralysis.

Get Twitter Right!

There is a lot of incorrect stuff on Twitter, but this is a mistake that could have easily been avoided through some updating …

Mafia Crime families

That should read “… 5 out of 6 NY crime families: Bonanno, Gambino, Genovese, Colombo and now Trump.”

Flies On Washington Walls #8

FOWW #8 Eating Shit

Trump FIRST

Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.

Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.

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