I thought I had discovered my parallel universe,
Tag: comedy
See Me In a New Light
I want people to see me in a new light,
Trump is Bulletproof
Donald Trump had a bit of a scare at a Dayton, Ohio campaign stop as a protester rushed the stage.
Weapons of Republican Percussion
As I watched the penultimate Republican primary debate last night, I speculated about what orchestral percussion instrument each candidate would play.
I know I’m looking older, but this is ridiculous.
At the store this morning I paid my bill with cash and awaited my change.
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Marco? Rubio! Marco? Rubio!
In honor of Marco Rubio’s crashing and burning presidential campaign, I suggest the kid’s swimming pool game of tag formerly known as Marco Polo now be called Marco Rubio. That’s about the only thing that will ever be named after him as it is becoming clear that there will never be a Marco Rubio Presidential Library. Consider this …
Me? Out of shape? No, mine’s just a mushy blob-type shape.
Spring has burst upon the scene in Chicago just as my pants are ready to burst at the seams. And those are my stretchy sweats! Here’s how I can tell I’m out of shape …
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Unfair to Donald Trump!
The comparisons of Donald Trump to Adolph Hitler are so unfair to Mr. Trump.
Apple Eye Patch
I understand that there is a breakthrough in technology coming for the vision impaired.
Happy International Women’s Day 2016!
The 2016 International Women’s Day theme is Pledge For Parity.
Ageing is Destroying My Vocabulary
I can tell I’m getting older just by my vocabulary.
Bouquets for Recent Post
The accolades are rolling in for my recent two word blog post.
Stop Burp-Shaming Me
There is no denying that I am constantly filled with gas. I often wonder why I weigh so much when I am filled with hot gas. I should be floating off into the ether. Look for me tethered to the ground at the next Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Anyway, it has to go somewhere.
Daddy Daughter Dance Tonight
My car’s back-up camera is working, but …
I leased a car recently, and all is well except for my back-up camera. It is a nice little safety feature on a car, when it is working properly.
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Sign of the Apocalyse
While many conservative evangelical end-timers have pointed their fingers at President Obama, ISIS, Middle East unrest, the European Union and other “signs” as signalling the coming of the Biblical Apocalypse, I was skeptical.
Release the Trump Tape?
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz sure want Donald Trump to release a supposedly secret tape.
I’m Excited About Being Wrong
I swear I heard that the previous Republican debate was the final one. Hence, this highly entertaining blog post about the debates ending too early was generated by yours truly too early as it turns out. My mistake, but I’m ready to celebrate.
How To Handle Your Demons
Exorcise your demons or they will devour you from the inside out.
Super Tuesday?
Considering that Donald Trump won big on Super Tuesday,
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 