To Swing or Not to Swing

My wife and I are headed to a party Saturday night.

A playing card invitation? The ace of hearts? You know what that kind of an invitation means, don’t you?

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A Football Edition of … Am I a Bad Guy?

Yesterday was a big day. That’s right, it was the first round of the NFL draft. I was eager to see who our local Chicago Bears would draft. But it was also my wife’s birthday. I felt sort of bad for her having to share her birthday with the NFL draft. But I did add birthday greetings to the Bears draft cake.

Am I a bad guy?

Happy Birthday?

I see that the county I live in, Kane County, will celebrate its 186th birthday this weekend.

From that pic they used, it looks 186. Then I saw on Facebook this shocking piece of news about who Kane County was named for.

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

I wanted to acknowledge President Jimmy Carter’s 96th birthday and wish him well. He’s helped construct more meaningful buildings with Habitat for Humanity than Trump has ever contracted to build.

Since allowing a grifter like Trump to occupy the White House for almost 4 years while keeping and profiting off all his business holdings, Republicans should be ashamed that they required Jimmy Carter to divest himself of his beloved peanut farm. But of course, they have no shame. I would be all for contributing to buying Carter a new peanut farm, but I don’t think it is a very appropriate gift for a 96 year old.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

36 (it’s a play on the title of the TV show called 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland which I never watched but hear was a very good show, although don’t expect that kind of writing quality in this blog post, the title of which numerically implies it should be 50% better than the TV show, but it is definitely not)

Here was what was going to be the plan as I understood it for the past 36 hours. My youngest daughter was having some school friends over to the house for a birthday sleepover as she celebrates turning ten years old. The plan was for my wife and the girls to watch a movie in a tent outside and then fall sleep there. I envisioned myself sitting inside, sipping an ice cold adult beverage, watching whatever movie I wanted to watch (a rare treat) and maybe creating a special Father’s Day Mite Be Funny cartoon that would keep me amused and chortling to myself all evening as I fall asleep with a wry smile on my face.

These last 36 hours have not gone according to plan.

Friday 6AM – I started working from home early Friday morning at 6AM which means I checked Facebook, the news feeds, weather, etc. for a couple hours. I was able to book not one, but two orders from a customer in Mauritius. Ten points will be awarded if you can point where that tiny island nation is located on this map.

world-map-clickable

Give up? OK, here’s the answer …

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Flower Envy

My wife received flowers for her birthday this weekend. Can you guess which flowers were from me?

Flowers Birthday

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Mite Be Funny #11

Mite Be Funny #11 Birthday