It’s NOT a Dry Heat

Look, I am not a climate change denier. I know that the US Southwest has roasted under sweltering, record-breaking, albeit dry heat this summer. But I’m in the greater Chicago area. Yeah, it gets hot here in the summer. We’ve used our air conditioning for a few days this year. But normally, 90F/32C is hot for us. And God Almighty, it gets humid here. You know, we have this enormous freshwater lake nearby that can make it feel like you’re breathing water at times.

On Monday, I took a look ahead to next week’s forecast. I heard we have a heat dome coming next week.

Yeah, that is centered just outside Chicago close to where I am. But this forecast is freakin’ ridiculous.

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Carrier Deal Details Revealed

The recent Carrier deal that Donald Trump brokered has been decried by many. It just doesn’t seem to make sense. Well, we have gotten to the bottom of this deal, thanks to our relentless investigative reporting. It still doesn’t make sense, but we understand it better.

It turns out that the deal between Trump and Carrier includes more than just job and tax concessions. We have uncovered the juicy details that have been heretofore covered up.

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