Bannon Visits Western Wall
Category: satire
Air Force Gone
BREAKING NEWS …
We have exclusively learned that Air Force One, now transporting Donald Trump on his first international trip, is booked for a one-way flight.
That sound you hear is America collectively breathing a sigh of relief. Hey Donald, keep the plane.
Grammar Rules!
I totally understand how people can get confused by some words. Principal and principle always made me pause until my friend, a HS principal, told me to remember that a principal can be your pal. That’s a great mnemonic device.
I can also understand the confusion between council and counsel. But this real tweet? Really?
Dude, there is no such word as councel. That’s not even one of the available spellings. Now you are not even making bad word choices (among other bad choices), but you are just making words up. Just remember, “I” after “C” and “E” after “S.” That spells ICES, and we all know ICE is near and dear to your heart. Another great mnemonic device. On second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. ICES sounds too much like ISIS. Before long we will probably get this imagined tweet …
Better idea! Take his phone. For the sake of grammar, please, somebody take his phone.
To Russia With Love
United We Stand
BREAKING NEWS …
With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.
Breaking News? Really?
The Washington Post and NY Times both are reporting that Donald Trump gave highly classified information to the Russians during their recent visit to the Oval Office. Is this really “Breaking News?” Fox News sees no story and is running highlights from the White House Easter festivities on their shows tonight …
Pay no attention to the Russian in the Easter Bunny costume.
Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC are trumpeting “Breaking News” and acting like Trump just sold the nuclear codes on eBay. This is really not “Breaking News.” Trump is heading out of the country next week. One stop, while not on the official itinerary, will be a quick trip to Russia for a scheduled job performance review with his boss, Vladamir Putin, where he will undoubtedly turn over that classified info and so much more. “Breaking News?” More like “Expected News.”
Keep It Under Your Hat
Holt That Thought
DeVos Boosing It Up
Students at the Bethune-Cookman University commencement drowned out Betsy DeVos with boos as she tried to give the commencement speech. I don’t mind the students drowning out DeVos with boos, but I just wish the students would have only done half of that, maybe just the drowning part, although I would be satisfied with a waterboarding.
Some students turned their back on DeVos as she tried to speak.
I don’t think that was disrespectful at all. I think those students were just showing Devos support for how she has turned her back on public schools in the USA.
Resume the Resume
BREAKING NEWS …
New Acting Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe will spend the day updating his resume.
Trump Ruins Another Blog Post
Ugh, this idiot Trump ruined another one of my childish blog posts scheduled for publication tonight. It wasn’t much of a post. It was just a pic of real Trump tweets in chronological order crying about the Russia investigations, Sally Yates and James Clapper. At the end, I added a fake Trump tweet for comic effect. Here it is …
Georgia on his (Alleged) Mind
Investigating Sally Yates
This real Trump tweet this morning spurred my investigative side …
Who is this W.H. Council to whom Sally Yates explained this classified information? And so, once again our crack investigative team trumps Fake News and has launched an independent investigation. Our findings so far …
Continue reading “Investigating Sally Yates”
Tweeting Some Love For Trumpcare
I knew the endorsements for the AHCA/Trumpcare would be coming.
Trump Off To Bed(minster)
Whip It Good
Spin This
Rewriting History
BREAKING NEWS …
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos prepped Donald Trump for his comments today on Andrew Jackson and the Civil War.
BROKEN NEWS …
Betsy DeVos is currently trying to reach out to Frederick Douglass to assist with damage control after Trump commented today on Andrew Jackson and the Civil War.
Un Thing Leads to Another
People are surprised when Donald Trump said today that he would be honored to meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. I’m not. There are no Trump properties developed in North Korea, so the market is wide open for hotel, casino and golf resort development. Trump Tower Pyongyang perhaps? Of course he wants to buddy up with Kim Jong Un. And who knows, maybe bankruptcy laws are even more lenient in North Korea than in the USA?
I just hope that Trump isn’t too disappointed when he finds out that this 27 year old North Korean leader named “Kim” isn’t a hot chick. I guess there’s no telling if Trump and Un will ever meet, but we know they at least will be in the same room this fall when they both travel to attend the World Dictator’s Conference in Monte Carlo.
Scratching the Surface of Success
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 