Copycat Civil War?
Author: Jim Flanigan
Flies On Washington Walls #5
You Have Got To Be Putin Me On
Everyone seems so shocked that Donald Trump plans to have a private meeting with Vladamir Putin at next week’s G20 Summit. Are you kidding me? Trump is due for his 6 month performance review in July! What better time than the G20 Summit? I think Putin gives his little Trump puppet a very positive review so far.
Note This
I see from Facebook that one of my nieces was just certified as a Notary Public. Congratulations! I hope that works out well for her. It didn’t work out so well for me, but I think the problem was that I got certified as a Notary Private and could not advertise my services.
Deciphering the Undecipherable
This was tweeted today …
Not since the covfefe tweet has a tweet made less sense. I will do my best to decipher the undecipherable.
What’s true is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post and is CEO of Amazon.
What’s false is just about everything else in that tweet including:
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There is no such thing as an internet tax.
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Amazon should not pay an internet tax that does not exist.
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Amazon pays sales tax in the 45 states where it is required.
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The Washington Post is the antithesis of fake news.
6:06AM is too early to tweet and make sense. Have a cup of covfefe before tweeting next time.
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Terrible Trump Drinking Game
Summer is here and drinking games are part of summer fun. It’s always a good time when you have a legitimate reason to get sloppy drunk. Do NOT play this drinking game if you want your party to be a hit.
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Mite Be Funny #16
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Just Not Funny Anymore
I’ve taken a few days off from blogging as I have re-evaluated my blogging and specifically my Trump-bashing. It has been fun up to now making jokes at the expense of Trump, a political simpleton. But it is becoming obvious that he is being manipulated by Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, two evil ghouls who have sold their souls in exchange for political contributions and personal wealth. With visible evidence that Trump is showing signs of dementia, this use of Trump as a puppet for the McConnell/Ryan agenda is, well, to steal a line from Trump … Sad!
As I drove back from St. Louis on Tuesday night, I listened to news that Jon Ossoff lost his Georgia congressional race. Four months ago, that would have been no surprise, but momentum and hope built so that his loss felt like being on the receiving end of a gut punch. Topping that was news of the horrible Trumpcare plan being rushed through the Senate that literally will kill people. People will die because of this McConnell/Ryan plan that Trump will rubber stamp because he doesn’t know any better and will do as told, except in regard to the tweeting.
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Hidden Messages
I have expounded my theory before on this blog that Donald Trump is NOT the blithering idiot that he appears to be, despite behavior to the contrary, over and over and over. It is my stated theory that he is sending us hidden messages, not to be confused with the hidden massages that he is keeping secret from Melania. Take this series of tweets from this morning for example …
It is so obvious to me that he is couching his message secretly, so that it takes some thought to see what he is really saying. This is not to be confused with sofaing the message when your phone drops down between the cushions while tweeting. No, he’s really got a message for us, but we have to separate the wheat words from the chaff words. Allow me to demonstrate …
New Math
We got this pearl of wisdom (among others) from His Orangeness this morning …
I know there had recently been some controversy about how many Trump Twitter followers were real accounts and how many were (Russian) bots. Taking a look this morning, I see that Twitter Audit estimated this …
Sad!
From today …
I don’t have any jokes about this. I do think it is important to see the sad ravings of this pathetic excuse for a man.
In addition to Trump’s desperate tweets, Jared Kushner’s business dealings (money laundering) are now under investigation, and Mike Pence has lawyered up, so it was a decent day overall.
Don’t Seek The Music; Be The Music
Let me just start out by saying that the title of this blog makes no sense except that this post is about music and my quest to become one with music. You will only find out at the very end if I reached that lofty goal. I workshopped many alternate blog post titles, and they all sucked as much as this one, so what’s the point of even trying? It’s good enough (maybe too good?) for the likes of us.
Moving on, this is my longest blog post ever, and perhaps the longest ever in the history of blogging. I have no interest in checking, so let’s just take my vague hunch as gospel truth that this is a record-setting post. It is chock full of nonsensical words in a seemingly random order that would rival a Sean Spicer press conference, links to older posts (in a pathetic attempt to increase views), pictures, animated gifs and video links. If you are not up for a herculean, visually-stimulating blog post, bail out now. Warning, do not click the “Continue reading.”
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And with a late round pick in the Kremlingate legal draft, Robert Mueller selects …
Kremlingate Special Counsel Robert Mueller just hired Michael Dreeben to join his investigative team, although his addition may signal the team turning from investigative to more prosecutorial now.
From the Washington Post, “Michael is the most brilliant and most knowledgeable federal criminal lawyer in America — period,” said Walter Dellinger, a law professor at Duke University School of Law and acting solicitor general for the 1996-1997 term of the Supreme Court.
Donald Trump, “Uh-oh.”
The WaPo continues, “Dreeben is 1 of the top legal & appellate minds at DOJ in modern times,” former Manhattan U.S. attorney Preet Bharara tweeted after learning of Mueller’s recruitment of Dreeben.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump has this guy in his corner …
Welcome Back
I was sooooooooooooooo disappointed with the James Comey testimony yesterday at the Senate Committee hearing. Where was the Donald Trump live tweeting that was floated as a possibility? It was almost 48 hours between tweets for Trump and none live when Comey was testifying. And now, this is the first tweet we get as we welcome Trump back to the twitterverse …
Based on that twisted tweet, it appears that Trump may have asked Senator John McCain to explain to him about what actually went on at the Comey Senate Committee hearing. I’m just surprised that he didn’t mention Crooked Hillary and call to Lock Her Up.
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