A neighbor just called me a “dog person” this morning.
I’m not sure how to take that. I think that comment was meant as a compliment as her dog was attempting to mount (figuratively, not literally) a full lick offensive to my face.
But just to be on the safe side, I have decided …
- No more peeing on that fire hydrant out front.
- No more chasing squirrels and rabbits.
- I will take a bag along with me on walks.
- No more studded collars, even on the weekends.
- I will shave and generally manscape more.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 