Bachelor Weekend at Jimmy’s

My wife has taken my youngest daughter on a trip. Tonight is the first night of my wild bachelor weekend.

I’m not missing them too much now, but I fear once the drug dealers and prostitutes leave my house party tonight, I will feel alone and empty inside. I know what I need to do. I need to call my wife. I know just what to say, “Honey, can I have a sleepover tonight? Who? Just some friends.”