Leaving Town

I’m leaving town for a few days. I may not have time to post. This bit of information has been known to spontaneously cause celebrations in some parts of the USA and several US Territories (NOT Guam since I am HUGE with the Guamite Guamese people from Guam), and definitely not in Europe where I am a beloved figure and my blog is eagerly awaited by non-English speaking Eastern Europeans who immediately print each new post in order to line their birdcages. I know that there are some for whom my blog has become their heroin … highly addictive, primarily white and liable to put you to sleep.

In case you need a Jim fix (not to be confused with author Jim Fixx who spurred the running boom of the 1970’s with his books about running and eventually died while running which you would have thought would have killed not only him but the whole running craze, but it really didn’t) while I am traveling, I ask that you busy yourself by rereading all my 2015 blog posts in chronological order using the Julian calendar. I think you will enjoy seeing a historical record of one man’s gradual descent into madness through a web-site  that started as a perfectly normal blog explaining how the Illuminati is repressing the gold standard, but has since spiraled into a screed featuring 95% Trump-based jokes and the other 5% pyramid schemes.

Enjoy!