Hair We Go

I was very excited to hear my wife say, “I will trim that spot on your back and give you a bath.” Joy of joys! Attention, and what attention! I crashed back to earth when I realized she was talking to one of our dogs.

Decisions, Decisions

I am somewhat surprised that I am this far along in this project and have not yet decided whether I am expanding the pond or disposing of the body.

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I tried that joke on my wife with disturbing results.

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